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nothing ever happened…

A woman who had been married three times walked into a bridal shop one day and told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth wedding.

“Of course, madam,” replied the sales clerk, “exactly what type and color dress are you looking for?”

The bride to be said, "A long frilly white dress with a veil.”

The sales clerk hesitated a bit, then said, “Please don’t take this the wrong way, but gowns of that nature are considered more appropriate for brides who are being married the first time – for those who are a bit more innocent, if you know what I mean? Perhaps ivory or sky blue would be nice?”

“Well,” replied the customer, a little peeved at the clerk’s directness, “I can assure you that a white gown would be quite appropriate. Believe it or not, despite all my marriages, I remain as innocent as a first-time bride. You see, my first husband was so excited about our wedding, he died as we were checking into our honey moon hotel. My second husband and I got into such a terrible fight in the limo on our way to our honeymoon hotel that we had that wedding annulled immediately and never spoke to each other again.”
“What about your third husband?” asked the sales clerk.

“That one was a Democrat,” said the woman, “and every night for four years, he just sat on the edge of the bed and told me how good it was going to be, but nothing ever happened.


relaxation meditation

‪The US flag whipping fiercely in the wind,‬
‪As the chimes actively play the voice of God,‬
‪While the swing gently sways in the wind,‬
‪As Christen rocks slowly on the swing.‬

Christen Branca’s afternoon meditation nap (post 30 mile bike 🚴🏽 ride)

there are no mistakes

Any mistakes I make during this performance are 100% intentional, to create the feeling of liveness. If you think that wasn’t supposed to happen, then you’re wrong.

dave matthews after messing up twice during Two Step