One day Jesus and Satan were having a contest to see who was better with computers.
After six hours of making spreadsheets, designing web page, a thunderstorm knocked the power out.
When they rebooted their computers Satan started screaming, “It’s all lost. All my material is gone”.
While Jesus quietly printed his out and turned it in.
Satan complained, “It’s not fair. He must have cheated. How come he didn’t lose his work.”.
God smiled and said, “Jesus saves.”